You, Yourself, and I
katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

ladyvug:

buingtan:

if namjoon and hoseok participate in a competition for dumbest facial expression all hell will break loose

none of them would beat the king either way

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iploidpk:

these kids

byh0512:

escorting baekhyun

Chen was walking down the platform and the fans were shouting, “So cool! So handsome!” Kris: “Your shoes are nice.” Chen, flattered by Kris’s compliment, proudly lifted one foot up towards the fans to show off his shoes. The fans noticed something was off and it all clicked when one fan shouted out, “INSOLES!!! SHOE LIFTS!!!” Chen put his foot back down and laughed embarrassingly.

thekaisoo:

@ Kris’s b-day event

cr: Bestiz Boards

kim jongdae, why are you my bias

Reblog if you don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend.

sungjongs-bear:

krisyeol doing their thing

bigbardafree:

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

Bet you you never noticed this…

sarangsarah:

rui-li:

fuckeduptidbits:

TVXQ (DBSK) - Believe 믿어요 (2004)

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Lady Gaga - Poker Face (2008)

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Lady Gaga, DBSK called they want their house back.

WAHT

ashtonsjuicybooty:

YOU DONT CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER OKAY THEY CHOOSE YOU LIKE U CANT HELP THAT YOU LIKE THAT ONE CERTAIN MEMBER JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE IT JUST HAPPENS AND U CAN’T DO SHIT ABOUT IT THIS IS BOTH FRUSTRATING AND SOMEWHAT NICE

friend: what do you even do on tumblr?
me: stuff
friend: what, like reblog pics and that's it?
me: you don't understand.
johnothetree:

realhiphop2012:

cleophatrajones:

thetweetest:

They shot this 23ft, 1200kg crocodile after he killed 5 fellow villagers, Niger.

shite

where is the line drawn between “”“crocodile”“” and fucking dragon

^wings.

johnothetree:

realhiphop2012:

cleophatrajones:

thetweetest:

They shot this 23ft, 1200kg crocodile after he killed 5 fellow villagers, Niger.

shite

where is the line drawn between “”“crocodile”“” and fucking dragon

^wings.

towongfoo:

brokendildo:

musiquelover:

brokendildo:

is it weird that I eat lemons and salt

only if you don’t add tequila

I don’t I just cut it in half and put some salt on it and eat it

Thats some real Mexican shit

kimjongdayyum:

junymeon and tao’s relationship is the most endearing in exo tbh

like junmyeon just spoils him with affection and takes care of him and tao adores him so much like how can you not think these two are the cutest things

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